Unfortunately I have no waffles.
1 year agoI want to be like the guy in the Fiber One commercials.
1 year agoHOLYCRAPAUSTINIHEARDTHEMAJORTOMTHINGSONGONTHETELEVISIONANDITWASGREATILOVEDEVERYSECONDOFITYOUWERERIGHTITMODDEDMYLIFEIMSOPSYCHEDMANHAVENTSLEPT
1 year agoI suck at Tetris.
1 year agoQuick thought - even if I am crazy, I now know I’m crazy. Knowing is half the battle. However, now that I’ve allowed myself the knowledge
1 year agoOh, how I do dearly love stabbing stomach pains.
1 year agoHeh, TV commercials. Banjo music and a ‘blueberry farm in your backyard.’
1 year agoJust saw an ad for The Weather Channel and got excited. Um.
1 year agoSubway commercial = thinly veiled racist joke.
1 year agoTake antibiotics to get healthy. Take probiotics to stay healthy. I don’t get it.
1 year agoI don’t like this.
1 year ago