The crap I don't feel like crapping on the crap page.
Lol.

Lol.


Unfortunately I have no waffles.

I want to be like the guy in the Fiber One commercials.

HOLYCRAPAUSTINIHEARDTHEMAJORTOMTHINGSONGONTHETELEVISIONANDITWASGREATILOVEDEVERYSECONDOFITYOUWERERIGHTITMODDEDMYLIFEIMSOPSYCHEDMANHAVENTSLEPT

I suck at Tetris.

Quick thought - even if I am crazy, I now know I’m crazy. Knowing is half the battle. However, now that I’ve allowed myself the knowledge

Oh, how I do dearly love stabbing stomach pains.

An original concept.

An original concept.


Check attachment.

Check attachment.


Heh, TV commercials. Banjo music and a ‘blueberry farm in your backyard.’

Just saw an ad for The Weather Channel and got excited. Um.

Subway commercial = thinly veiled racist joke.

Take antibiotics to get healthy. Take probiotics to stay healthy. I don’t get it.

I don’t like this.